Imagine a monkey, sitting at a typewriter, randomly hitting keys. Now imagine an *infinite* number of monkeys, all doing the same thing for an *infinite* amount of time. The "Infinite Monkey Theorem" is a famous thought experiment. It states that, given these impossible-to-imagine conditions, one of those monkeys will eventually type out the complete works of William Shakespeare, from start to finish, completely by chance. It's not about the monkeys. It's a mind-bending illustration of the true