English Memes on Instagram: "“During a job interview, it’s never just about the job — it’s about pretending your life is perfectly structured while your brain’s running Windows XP in safe mode. 🧠💼 You’re sitting there, sweating in formal clothes you wear once a year, smiling like your résumé isn’t 80% improv. They ask, ‘Where do you see yourself in five years?’ and you’re just trying to see yourself surviving the next five minutes without stuttering. You rehearse confidence, mix in a dash of c