Do you want to work out and also have a good excuse to blast "Demiurge" by Meshuggah at full volume? Because this is your chance to do exactly that. There have been so many great Meshuggah covers and ...

My doctor tells me I need to get more exercise — apparently sitting on your ass all day making fun of metal bands isn’t as healthy as you’d think. But because I’m both self-destructive and in denial ...