Dear Cursed: Ouch. I won’t waste time making fun of you for trying to fit a square peg in a round hole. I’m sure you didn’t intend to end up here, but your options are pretty limited if a regular bong ...

I try not to stare. But, I mean, look at that thing. It’s gigantic. Way bigger than mine. Ridiculous, really. Who needs one that large? So mine is smaller. So what? That doesn’t make it inferior. Or ...