We don’t have a lot of context for this, but perhaps context simply isn’t necessary. It is a machine that does pretty much what the name “Sperm Collector” suggests: it collects sperm, and does it with ...

Nooo, don’t do it! Haven’t you ever heard any farmer’s daughter / milking machine jokes? When I saw this hand job machine on Reddit, I immediately needed to know more about it. (Uh . . . for a friend.

A Chinese hospital is reportedly employing the use of high-tech machines to ease the process for sperm donors and infertility patients. The machines made headlines for obvious reasons back in 2012 ...